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We use Bella+Canvas for short and long sleeve tees, Next Level Raglans, and Gildan sweatshirts and hoodies. In the event that the color/style you have chosen is unavailable due to stock issues, we will pick another comparable brand/color.
Adult Size Chart:
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28 29 30 31 32 33
Body Width 18 20 22 24 26 28
-All garments are professionally printed with a direct to garment printer and pressed in house. There is NO VINYL used in our process.
-For Dark Garments and Garments with white ink, you might notice a sticky or a square look to shirt upon arrival. DON'T worry. This will wash out!
-Machine wash in Cold Water, Inside out and Hang to Dry. Tumble Dry Low Heat if needed to get wrinkles out.
-Do NOT iron directly on the backside of the graphic
-Standard turn around is 7-10 Business Days. Business Days are Monday-Friday.
-If you select pickup your items will be available for pickup when you receive notification that your order has “shipped”
Shop policies: Most items are made to order. Orders can take 1-2 weeks. Please contact us if you need to expedite your order. No store credit or refunds, we will only offer exchanges for the same item if damage or defective upon receiving order. Sales are FINAL on sale/discounted items. Damaged/defective items must be emailed to us with pictures within 48 hours of confirmed delivery.